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this morning i was awoken by a loud ringing in my ears ......it was the phone...damn...5:30 in the morning !!!
suprise..suprise...it was VENUS from mars ?
No, It Twas VENUS from our date friday...

She Whispered how She just couldn't sleep And How Much she admires me for being a artist , photographer, massage parlor hobbyist and how much she Regrets saying The Words" I just wanna be frfiends "....

I told her ..."i feel The same Way ....and please come over to my place andi'll make u some coffeeand we'll get some breakfast "

to my suprise ...she said " i'll be right over and that breakfast was on her ! ":toast:


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wait a mother fukojdfj minute, is that the V I R G I N ???????????????????
you're supposed to marry??????????????
 

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Dude, you were funny when you first started, now you are a miserable and very annoying person, please get the fuck out of the bookie chat area before you provide us with another attempt at humor.
 

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Thats definately not his horsefaced mail order bride. The real question is who in the hell is taking the picture???????????
 

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That angle looks weird but since the picture is way oversized maybe it really is your horsefaced nasty ass mail order manbride.....
 

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That angle looks weird but since the picture is way oversized maybe it really is your horsefaced nasty ass mail order manbride.....

at least i get horse assed faced gals

judging by your avatar, you'd be rucky to get guys !:nohead:
 

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you're a little far away from the prize...

very tough angle to get where you want to be..

is your thumb burried into her cellulite ?
 

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at least Venus doesn't have a big hairy bush like your fiancee has
 

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at least i get horse assed faced gals


now that is a great comeback. :missingteEspecially when the original comment was horsefaced nasty ass.

well if she has a horse ass face, I guess that's why she's got her hands over it in the picture.

so are you going to post more pics from the Breakfast with Kimchee Series ?
 

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This should be a lesson to all of you. If kimchee can get it, you can too ;)
 

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